
Yo, folks.
So today a retarded kid asked me to the senior prom next year. Call me rude, but that's what he was. Retarded. "Mentally challenged". My dumbass didn't know what to say, so I was all, "We'll see, Dave." I'm hoping that that didn't translate to "Hm..maybe!" to him.

It ain't gonna happen.
Awkward? Yes.
An old, old (old as in 70+) man started trying to talk to me today, going all, "Hey, hun! How was school today?" Thing is, he's laying shirtless in his yard, and had been practically hitting on much prettier girls just a minute ago the same way.
Awkward? Oh, yes.
Being stared at for having an anime magazine? Also awkward. God forbid I like things that most other teens in my school don't.
I'm also voted most likely to shoot up the school because I'm quiet and mean-looking. I'm not mean-looking.

I'm TIRED. When I'm tired, my eyelids droop, giving me this look that people automatically mistake for glaring. I'm not called "sleepy head" without reason.
Ugh. This day was just weird.
~DaniTheSleepyHead
Cool Folks. 

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Yeah, you heard me. ...er, read what I typed. ...Shut it.
*Stalk* :]
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VALOTOXIN; & love's ♥ is death, for me and my Poison Girl, in this poison world.
.xFUCK* ME, I'M FINNISHx.*Offer pertains to lesbians only.
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"Well..the king believes I need a, companion, of sorts. And since you are the most annoying, freakish looking thing I have ever laid eyes on, I choose you." --Me
"Don't hug strangers, you'll get fleas!" -My mother
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WHADDO YA MEAN, "EWW"?! I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
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"Yo mama so fat even Naruto couldn't believe it!"
d00d, ~ShadesOfGrey85 is the Kai to my Dickie.
But ~Cedars-Sloth took my RP virginity.
And *Bride-of-Manson stole some cookies.~
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"Well..the king believes I need a, companion, of sorts. And since you are the most annoying, freakish looking thing I have ever laid eyes on, I choose you." --Me
"Don't hug strangers, you'll get fleas!" -My mother
Icon by =BloodlustBakura
Can't I just have eggs and bacon without the spam?!
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"Well..the king believes I need a, companion, of sorts. And since you are the most annoying, freakish looking thing I have ever laid eyes on, I choose you." --Me
"Don't hug strangers, you'll get fleas!" -My mother
Icon by =BloodlustBakura
I gotta check into that stuff...
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"Why is it, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Earnest Gaines
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"Yo mama so fat even Naruto couldn't believe it!"
d00d, ~ShadesOfGrey85 is the Kai to my Dickie.
But ~Cedars-Sloth took my RP virginity.
And *Bride-of-Manson stole some cookies.~
--
"Yo mama so fat even Naruto couldn't believe it!"
d00d, ~ShadesOfGrey85 is the Kai to my Dickie.
But ~Cedars-Sloth took my RP virginity.
And *Bride-of-Manson stole some cookies.~
Why?
Cause I feel like it.
UR GROUNDED!
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"Well..the king believes I need a, companion, of sorts. And since you are the most annoying, freakish looking thing I have ever laid eyes on, I choose you." --Me
"Don't hug strangers, you'll get fleas!" -My mother
Icon by =BloodlustBakura
--
"Well..the king believes I need a, companion, of sorts. And since you are the most annoying, freakish looking thing I have ever laid eyes on, I choose you." --Me
"Don't hug strangers, you'll get fleas!" -My mother
Icon by =BloodlustBakura
THAT'LL CHANGE SOON
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"Yo mama so fat even Naruto couldn't believe it!"
d00d, ~ShadesOfGrey85 is the Kai to my Dickie.
But ~Cedars-Sloth took my RP virginity.
And *Bride-of-Manson stole some cookies.~
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a good friend'll bail you out of prision, a great friend'll be in the cell next to you sayng 'but damn if that wasn't fun anyway'
please, i am not that popular yet but i'm eager to please^^
[link]
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"Yo mama so fat even Naruto couldn't believe it!"
d00d, ~ShadesOfGrey85 is the Kai to my Dickie.
But ~Cedars-Sloth took my RP virginity.
And *Bride-of-Manson stole some cookies.~
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a good friend'll bail you out of prision, a great friend'll be in the cell next to you sayng 'but damn if that wasn't fun anyway'
please, i am not that popular yet but i'm eager to please^^
[link]
I'm so sorry that I haven't been around much recentley.
I need to do the rounds of my friend's galleries and see what you lovely guys have been up to recentley!
I hope that you are well, and take care ^^
xxxx
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If we do not honour our past, We lose our future,
If we destroy our roots, We cannot grow. ~KunstHausWien
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"Yo mama so fat even Naruto couldn't believe it!"
d00d, ~ShadesOfGrey85 is the Kai to my Dickie.
But ~Cedars-Sloth took my RP virginity.
And *Bride-of-Manson stole some cookies.~
--
"Yo mama so fat even Naruto couldn't believe it!"
d00d, ~ShadesOfGrey85 is the Kai to my Dickie.
But ~Cedars-Sloth took my RP virginity.
And *Bride-of-Manson stole some cookies.~
really appreciate the support
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